My teacher is making me write TWO paragraphs about stupid MAP testing. I'm ready for it to be over with and I haven't even started yet. I hate it so much all the teachers are like "We still have allot to cover before MAP testing so were gonna work our brains into applesauce." I HATE it! I don't want to work my brain into applesauce, I'm pretty sure I'm ready for the stupid MAP test so why can't we just take it now and get it over with?!?!?!?
I think that MAP testing puts way too much stress on kids. That is what I think. My teacher told me to put what I think so I did. I only need one more sentence after this one and I will be done with this blog about stupid, applesauce brain making, MAP testing!!! I HATE IT!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Simile poem
wolves are...
as beautiful as flowers
as protective as bodyguards
as strong as bodybuilders
as smart as detectives
as furry as fur coats
as large as bears
as hungry as beggars
as hated as Obama
as beautiful as flowers
as protective as bodyguards
as strong as bodybuilders
as smart as detectives
as furry as fur coats
as large as bears
as hungry as beggars
as hated as Obama
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
PERSONIFICATION
I love to eat pencils! I'm a pencil sharpener that likes to eat pencils. Is that so wrong? But the stupid people here won't feed me anymore only little kids try to use me and I eat their pencils because no one else feeds me. They think I'm evil but I think they are too lazy to replace me. Or maybe they don't have enough money..... well I don't know. I wish they would feed me more often. Oh I forgot to tell you..... I live in a computer lab.
They never sharpen pencils on me anymore because I guess I don't work anymore. I'm only two years old! I guess someone else broke me. But whenever they want to sharpen pencils, they always go down the hall to the library. They have a fancy new electric sharpener. I'm just a old manual crank one.
Oh well, since they hate me, now whenever they use me I'm gonna eat their pencils till they are stubs. Ha! That's what you get for not using me. Here comes someone! I will eat their pencil! Eww it's a short kid with a snotty pencil, I'm just gonna make my crank not work. Here comes a clean kid with a clean pencil! I gotta eat a pencil. Bye!!!
They never sharpen pencils on me anymore because I guess I don't work anymore. I'm only two years old! I guess someone else broke me. But whenever they want to sharpen pencils, they always go down the hall to the library. They have a fancy new electric sharpener. I'm just a old manual crank one.
Oh well, since they hate me, now whenever they use me I'm gonna eat their pencils till they are stubs. Ha! That's what you get for not using me. Here comes someone! I will eat their pencil! Eww it's a short kid with a snotty pencil, I'm just gonna make my crank not work. Here comes a clean kid with a clean pencil! I gotta eat a pencil. Bye!!!
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
questions
Section I: Please answer questions 1-6.
1) Do you have brothers or sisters? If so, how many? one sister
2) What is your favorite activity? Doing nothing
3) What is your least favorite activity? chores
4) What is your favorite school subject? lunch
5) Have you been involved (or are you hoping to become involved) in any school activities (clubs, sports, etc.)? If so, which ones? I am in band, I play the trumpet
6) What is your favorite type of music? all except heavy metal
Section II: Please complete the sentences below.
7) On the weekends I like to . . . go on the Internet
8) Someone I admire is nobody because I don't like people
9) If I could go anywhere for a day, I would go to a super water park or a wolf sanctuary
10) I learn the most when the teacher lets us play computer games
11) I learn the most when I read
12) I don’t like it when teachers give punishments
13) I don’t like it when I’m asked to do something, anything
14) After high school, I will probably go to collage
15) My ideal job would be something fairly easy
What’s Your Favorite?
16. Color blue AND brown
17. Pizza Topping bacon
18. Ice Cream vanilla
19. Television Show I have lots of favorites
20. Juice don't like juice
21. Shoes sneakers i guess
22. breakfast food bacon
23. book lots of favorite books
24. joke don't like jokes
25. cereal Fruity Pebbles
26. sport don't like sports
27. reality show Don't like reality shows
28. radio station Z-10.77
29. school lunch hot dog and nachos
30. video game lots of favorites
31. restaurant I don't go to restaurants
32. holiday Christmas
What is your LEAST favorite?
33. Color neon yellow
34. Pizza Topping green peppers or olives
35. Ice Cream chocolate
36. Television Show don't know
37. Juice I HATE JUICE!!!
38. Shoes broken flip-flops
39. breakfast food fruit
40. book I like all books that are written correctly
41. joke I DON'T LIKE JOKES!!!
42. cereal cocoa pebbles or cocoa puffs
43. sport I hate all sports
44. reality show don't know
45. radio station don't know
46. school lunch don't know
47. video game don't know
48. restaurant don't know
49. holiday Halloween
50. chore all chores
1) Do you have brothers or sisters? If so, how many? one sister
2) What is your favorite activity? Doing nothing
3) What is your least favorite activity? chores
4) What is your favorite school subject? lunch
5) Have you been involved (or are you hoping to become involved) in any school activities (clubs, sports, etc.)? If so, which ones? I am in band, I play the trumpet
6) What is your favorite type of music? all except heavy metal
Section II: Please complete the sentences below.
7) On the weekends I like to . . . go on the Internet
8) Someone I admire is nobody because I don't like people
9) If I could go anywhere for a day, I would go to a super water park or a wolf sanctuary
10) I learn the most when the teacher lets us play computer games
11) I learn the most when I read
12) I don’t like it when teachers give punishments
13) I don’t like it when I’m asked to do something, anything
14) After high school, I will probably go to collage
15) My ideal job would be something fairly easy
What’s Your Favorite?
16. Color blue AND brown
17. Pizza Topping bacon
18. Ice Cream vanilla
19. Television Show I have lots of favorites
20. Juice don't like juice
21. Shoes sneakers i guess
22. breakfast food bacon
23. book lots of favorite books
24. joke don't like jokes
25. cereal Fruity Pebbles
26. sport don't like sports
27. reality show Don't like reality shows
28. radio station Z-10.77
29. school lunch hot dog and nachos
30. video game lots of favorites
31. restaurant I don't go to restaurants
32. holiday Christmas
What is your LEAST favorite?
33. Color neon yellow
34. Pizza Topping green peppers or olives
35. Ice Cream chocolate
36. Television Show don't know
37. Juice I HATE JUICE!!!
38. Shoes broken flip-flops
39. breakfast food fruit
40. book I like all books that are written correctly
41. joke I DON'T LIKE JOKES!!!
42. cereal cocoa pebbles or cocoa puffs
43. sport I hate all sports
44. reality show don't know
45. radio station don't know
46. school lunch don't know
47. video game don't know
48. restaurant don't know
49. holiday Halloween
50. chore all chores
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
survivorman!
today my teacher made us watch a video about surviving in the Canadian Arctic. It was a survivorman video.I learned that if you sweat there you will die because the sweat will get cold then you will freeze to death. and I learned that survivorman eats creepy things.
Monday, January 4, 2010
I'm a christmas tree!
Okay, you know what, I hate these people! They keep me in a box, like, all year and then keep me out for three weeks. Just three weeks! So you know what I'm gonna do? I''m gonna spy on them. Ha! See how they like that. First of all, they were trying to get some lights to work...Oh and then some little girl went on the computer and stayed there for about three hours. She went on the computer allot when I was out of my box. Um, they ate allot. Hmm, I'll have to think of some better stuff. Hold on.
Oh oh! I know! They left one night and came back with a big box of stuff. Then they all went away and slept. During that night, tall people came out and hid two GIANT stockings behind me! The next day, a tall dude came out and turned on this glowing box thingy, and, and, there was a log on fire! Music came out too, and the house didn't burn down so, I guess it was okay. Then kids came out and took out the stockings and dumped them out on the floor. They took the stuff to thier rooms then left for a hour! When they came back, the girl went to the computer, the tall dude went downstairs, and the medium girl and the tall girl turned on the glowing box.
After a few days, they left again! When they came back, there were only three instead of four, one was missing! It was the little girl who was always on the computer. They didn't seem worried that one was missing, so i didn't worry either. the next day, the tall people came out early and then left. Later, the medium girl came out and watched the glowy box thing all day. that was how it happened for two more days. After those two days, another girl came! She wasn't the little computer girl, she was a different girl. The next day, the computer girl came back! Then they put me away, back in the box, for another year. Don't you dare tell anyone about this!
Oh oh! I know! They left one night and came back with a big box of stuff. Then they all went away and slept. During that night, tall people came out and hid two GIANT stockings behind me! The next day, a tall dude came out and turned on this glowing box thingy, and, and, there was a log on fire! Music came out too, and the house didn't burn down so, I guess it was okay. Then kids came out and took out the stockings and dumped them out on the floor. They took the stuff to thier rooms then left for a hour! When they came back, the girl went to the computer, the tall dude went downstairs, and the medium girl and the tall girl turned on the glowing box.
After a few days, they left again! When they came back, there were only three instead of four, one was missing! It was the little girl who was always on the computer. They didn't seem worried that one was missing, so i didn't worry either. the next day, the tall people came out early and then left. Later, the medium girl came out and watched the glowy box thing all day. that was how it happened for two more days. After those two days, another girl came! She wasn't the little computer girl, she was a different girl. The next day, the computer girl came back! Then they put me away, back in the box, for another year. Don't you dare tell anyone about this!
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