My teacher is making me write TWO paragraphs about stupid MAP testing. I'm ready for it to be over with and I haven't even started yet. I hate it so much all the teachers are like "We still have allot to cover before MAP testing so were gonna work our brains into applesauce." I HATE it! I don't want to work my brain into applesauce, I'm pretty sure I'm ready for the stupid MAP test so why can't we just take it now and get it over with?!?!?!?
I think that MAP testing puts way too much stress on kids. That is what I think. My teacher told me to put what I think so I did. I only need one more sentence after this one and I will be done with this blog about stupid, applesauce brain making, MAP testing!!! I HATE IT!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Monday, March 8, 2010
Simile poem
wolves are...
as beautiful as flowers
as protective as bodyguards
as strong as bodybuilders
as smart as detectives
as furry as fur coats
as large as bears
as hungry as beggars
as hated as Obama
as beautiful as flowers
as protective as bodyguards
as strong as bodybuilders
as smart as detectives
as furry as fur coats
as large as bears
as hungry as beggars
as hated as Obama
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
PERSONIFICATION
I love to eat pencils! I'm a pencil sharpener that likes to eat pencils. Is that so wrong? But the stupid people here won't feed me anymore only little kids try to use me and I eat their pencils because no one else feeds me. They think I'm evil but I think they are too lazy to replace me. Or maybe they don't have enough money..... well I don't know. I wish they would feed me more often. Oh I forgot to tell you..... I live in a computer lab.
They never sharpen pencils on me anymore because I guess I don't work anymore. I'm only two years old! I guess someone else broke me. But whenever they want to sharpen pencils, they always go down the hall to the library. They have a fancy new electric sharpener. I'm just a old manual crank one.
Oh well, since they hate me, now whenever they use me I'm gonna eat their pencils till they are stubs. Ha! That's what you get for not using me. Here comes someone! I will eat their pencil! Eww it's a short kid with a snotty pencil, I'm just gonna make my crank not work. Here comes a clean kid with a clean pencil! I gotta eat a pencil. Bye!!!
They never sharpen pencils on me anymore because I guess I don't work anymore. I'm only two years old! I guess someone else broke me. But whenever they want to sharpen pencils, they always go down the hall to the library. They have a fancy new electric sharpener. I'm just a old manual crank one.
Oh well, since they hate me, now whenever they use me I'm gonna eat their pencils till they are stubs. Ha! That's what you get for not using me. Here comes someone! I will eat their pencil! Eww it's a short kid with a snotty pencil, I'm just gonna make my crank not work. Here comes a clean kid with a clean pencil! I gotta eat a pencil. Bye!!!
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