PERSONIFICATION

I love to eat pencils! I'm a pencil sharpener that likes to eat pencils. Is that so wrong? But the stupid people here won't feed me anymore only little kids try to use me and I eat their pencils because no one else feeds me. They think I'm evil but I think they are too lazy to replace me. Or maybe they don't have enough money..... well I don't know. I wish they would feed me more often. Oh I forgot to tell you..... I live in a computer lab.

They never sharpen pencils on me anymore because I guess I don't work anymore. I'm only two years old! I guess someone else broke me. But whenever they want to sharpen pencils, they always go down the hall to the library. They have a fancy new electric sharpener. I'm just a old manual crank one.

Oh well, since they hate me, now whenever they use me I'm gonna eat their pencils till they are stubs. Ha! That's what you get for not using me. Here comes someone! I will eat their pencil! Eww it's a short kid with a snotty pencil, I'm just gonna make my crank not work. Here comes a clean kid with a clean pencil! I gotta eat a pencil. Bye!!!